amy | i don't know

lvnnsi:

mary oliver - lead // ig

and-fishing-equipment:

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

scottsumrners:

pussypopstar:

I’m, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like “sidenote,” “oh also,” “by the way,”

chriscrosswallflower-blog:

shinynewmemories:

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she’ll have to marry Peeta and she’s obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying “you could do a lot worse” and Katniss is like “well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he’s the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that’s not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF”. Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

Must memorialize the tags

lastoneout:

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

thinkingabout-girls:

“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

elljayvee:

beemovieerotica:

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears “greenie” so we had to start saying “G word” but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like “are we out of emerald indulgences”

we have passed through “can you feed the dog?” and are nearly out of “canst thou nutriate the hound” and are going to have to come up with something else soon

catchymemes:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

transgendad:

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I’m fine now.

omtai:

love “et cetera” like… theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

catchymemes:

door:

door:

agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there

so now she has this stupid hat.

update

kosmogrl: